Mike's Birthday Punches
Description
In this video, Michael from Alarm Grid gets punched by Jarrett from Alarm Grid a total of 28 times. The reason why Jarrett punches Michael 28 times is because it is Michael's birthday today, and he has the duty of taking punches from Alarm Grid's residential bully, Jarrett. Whenever it is your birthday, you are obligated to receive birthday punches from a designated individual. The amount of punches you receive is directly related to the number of years you are turning. In this case, Michael is turning 28 years old, so he will receive 28 punches of the designated individual, Jarrett. Accordingly, Michael will return the favor to Jarrett on his birthday. Actually that's a lie, because Jarrett's birthday falls on December 24th, which happens to be a paid holiday for Alarm Grid. Therefore, Michael will need to move Jarrett's punches to another day once this happens.
Jarrett tried his best to ensure that his punches were hard and that Michael's arm would be sore for the remainder of the work day. But fortunately for Michael, Jarrett is unable to punch that hard, so his arm was fine. You might be confused due to the clear sound of Jarrett's punches landing, but rest assured that Michael was completely fine. Nobody was harmed in the making of this video, with the possible exception of Jarrett's pride. You will also be happy to hear that Michael had a great birthday, and he was very happy to receive birthday wishes from his colleagues at Alarm Grid. Our team loves to come together for celebrations like this, and we are very happy to have a company full of kind and awesome people. Hopefully, Michael is around to have many more birthday celebrations with Alarm Grid, and also to share in the birthday celebrations of others. Happy 28th birthday Michael!
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Transcript
[MUSIC PLAYING] Hi, DIYers. This is Michael from Alarm Grid. Hi, DIYers. This is Jarrett from Alarm Grid as well. And today is my 28th birthday. So Jarrett gets to give me 28 punches. Yeah. [EVIL LAUGH] It's your birthday, today. All right. So you're ready for your punches? Here we go. Let's do this. Here we go. Here we go. All right. Oh, never mind. OK. [LAUGHING] Right there. OK, we're on camera. All right. 28 punches for my birthday. All right. All right. 28 birthday punches. Are you ready? Here we go. [PUNCHES] Come on. Harder than that. Come on, Jarrett. [PUNCHES] Oh. [LAUGHING] [PUNCHES & LAUGHING] Twenty-five, twenty-six, twenty-seven. Last one. Last one. Last one. [ZOOMING SOUND] [BOOM] [LAUGHING] Was the repeated punches. I felt them a little bit. Yep. That's-- I try to make them a little bit [INAUDIBLE] Good thing I picked this guy, though. 'Cause if it had been someone tougher, then I would have been in trouble. Oh oh, wow. OK, OK. Remember his birthday, I think he's turning-- I'm going to put a little bit of strength in there. I think Jarrett's turning 16 later this year. So we'll get him back. You got to get that right, man. I'm turning 15, OK? Oh, OK. Oh Yeah. Yeah, child labor laws. [LAUGHING] All right. What's out there? If you found this video helpful and make sure to give it a thumbs up below to like the video. And remember to subscribe to our channel for updates on future videos. And if you have any questions about birthdays or about our monitoring services, send an email to support@alarmgrid.com. If you have a question about my birthday, I'm actually technically 24. You know, just-- No, I'm 15. We hope you enjoyed the video. Thank you. Have fun, guys. [LAUGHING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [SWORD SOUND] [BOOM] [LOCKED SOUND]
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